Time to come clean. I admit I am a cult member; I belong to the Brotherhood of the Commandline. It’s like a drug. It started way back in the `80s when i started using DOS. Then it was the DOS LAN. I thought I had my habit beat while using Windows, but life was drab. Then I ran across Linux and tried a dose. Woohoo! What a rush. Not just the commandline, not just networking, but The Internet on the commandline!
Early this year someone gave me an ancient Toshiba Satellite laptop, still in really good shape. A screaming 300Mhz processor and a massive 186MB or RAM. A couple of lightweight distros failed, but I decided to mainline and installed Debian Etch… without the X server. Yeah, eventually I had to face reality and install it, but for a whole month I was rocking on the console, with full suspend modes, wifi, etc. It was a real trip. When I did install X, it barely worked, even with little old BlackBox. So I mostly never bothered to type that “startx”.
Sure, I could do that with my dual-core desktop beast, but it wouldn’t be the same. There’s something about a good solid machine too old and wimpy to run X. Just enough hardware to run that commandline. I could surf all day and never see a distracting graphic, like those naughty ads. I could write on my blogs, thanks to Elinks. I could do my email using Fetchmail and Postfix, with Pine running multiple config files, and that glorious 16 colors! Writing XHTML on the fly with Joe and full syntax highlighting. Good old MC stood by to manage files and handle FTP in both directions, and there was SCP, IM, music players, and all that heady full power of the full-blown commandline with a recent kernel. Just me and the Lord reading and writing stuff that might matter.
Oh, and of course the touchpad worked with mouse paste (that was a tricky deal).
I had to give the laptop to my son, who needed it for his job. I’m jonesing man. I need a new supplier. I need a clunky old laptop in good shape, so I can take my Brotherhood of the Commandline communion to the library and use the free wifi, or sneak around downtown and find some open wifi nodes, sit on the fountain and surf the web “naked.”
Anybody got a good connection? I need a fix.
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