Livening up the Tech Show

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Livening up the Tech Show

Post by fingolfin » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:24 am

Before the Tech Show runs out of ideas and becomes washed up like William Shatner, I propose you introduce 'themed months', like when Hollywood Squares was really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

1st month: Bitching about GNU/Emacs (yeah that's a slash alright)
2nd month: Bitching about Dead Rat
3rd month: Dancing on $CO's grave

You should also introduce the commercial format of major for-profit radio stations to be 'professional'. You'll need a volume regulator that completely destroys the dynamics of any songs you play. Plus you'll need ads with annoying tape loops and sound clips like the Bear-Bear-Bearman and Keith on 'ZZO:

(random sound clip from Star Wars) 'The Linux Link Tech Show: now, for-for-forty minutes of non-stop badass geekery' (sound clip of the late Don Knotts farting)

Lastly, you'll need to make immature, innuendo-riddled comments about women.
I'm so happy
'Cause today I found my friends
They're in my head

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Post by dann » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:00 am

And then we can start streaming top 40 until the fcc kicks are collective arses!

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