Woohoo! Apple to launch first sub $1000 notebook

[greggh]

http://www.inquisitr.com/4834/exclusive ... 00-laptop/

An $800 laptop would be the first sub-$1000 laptop offered by Apple, and would signal a shift from Cupertino to target a broader range of price sensitive customers for the first time. Whether this laptop is a sub-laptop or ultra-portable we simply don’t know, it could be Apple more aggressively pricing their new Macbook range, or it could be a completely new laptop altogether, presumably utilizing the much discussed “Apple Brick” manufacturing process (pic above). What we do know is that there will be four additional price points, so unless the updated versions of existing lines are offered with more options, we would presume that Apple may actually launch an entirely new laptop.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for allowing us to join Steveology for the low, low price of an $800 first audit. Do we also get to kiss the turtkenecked one's sandaled feet with each purchase?

[eddie]

I wonder if it will fit in a manila envelope?

[greggh]

I wonder if it will fit in a manila envelope?

I wonder if with enough lube it could fit up Steve's ass. Just once, and if for nothing else, just for the showmanship of it, I would love to see Jobs appear on stage and pull a newly introduced superior Apple product out of his ass, literally.

[eddie]

I wonder if that is the unit that will be called the brick? if so and he does put it up his posterior, it will give new meaning to defacating (explitive removed) bricks!

[Gomer_X]

A laptop for only $800. Who says Apple isn't innovative?