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Shadowman Tells you Why to Switch from Slackware to Redhat
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:53 am
by treehead
;scroll to "Rinald asks" at the bottom:
http://www.redhat.com/magazine/016feb06 ... shadowman/
;i like the implication that redhat users are more intelligent than slackware users.
EXT - DAY - A GHOSTTOWN
Winds blows. Sagebrush.
CUT TO:
A cowboy hat blows across the frame.
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treehead
Re: Shadowman Tells you Why to Switch from Slackware to Redh
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:38 am
by Gomer_X
treehead wrote:
;i like the implication that redhat users are more intelligent than slackware users.
And Red Hat users seem to respect their elders more, as well.
Shadowman is usually more entertaining than this, but it's pretty much always dry and sarcastic.
The Quiz Show
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:07 am
by treehead
;the following was posted to a mailing list i'm on. a fellow named scott wrote the first part, i wrote the second. it was pretty funny i thought....
Scott wrote:
> "Shadowman is pretty certain that Team Red Hat would have dominated that quiz bowl"...
> Anybody know how the other teams answered? :-)
> Quiz Master: For 10 points, what's the capital of France?
> Team RedHat: <buzz> First can you ask me what the capital of Germany is?
> QM: erm.. ok, what's the capital of Germany?
> TRH: Before that can you ask me what the capital of Britain is?
> QM: I.. er.. see.. so what's the capital of Britain then?
> TRH: Um... could you ask me what the capital of France is before I answer that please?
> QM: I'm sorry I'll have to pass it over, Team Gentoo?
> TG: Uh.. what?..hang-on...
> [Team Gentoo hops over to a stack of nearby encyclopedias, picks up the first book (A-Aardvark) and starts reading from page one]
> TG: Okay, gimme a second or two here...
cRaig wrote:QM: I'm sorry the question will have to go to Team Mandrake.
[A Suit cuts in front of Team Mandrake's Captain, taking the mic]
SUIT: Excuse me, Team Mandrake should be referred to as
"Team Mandriva" please...
QM: Very sorry, Team /Mandriva/, do you have an answer?
TM: Eh... well, Team RedHat took ours...
QM: Team Lindows, then?
SUIT: Correction, that is "Team Linspire," please, "Linspire..."
QM: Pardon... Team Linspire?
TL: What was the question?
QM: 'For 10 points, what's the capital of France?'
TL: Do you have a subscription?
QM: Excuse me?
TL: Sorry, we can't answer... we'll have to refer you to our forums...
QM (Frustrated): Team SuSe, then...
SUIT: Are you referring to Team Suse Personal or Professional?
QM: What? Either, just give an answer.
SUIT: Did you say Professional?
QM: Yeah, ok fine, Team SuSe Professional...
SUIT: I'm sorry that's "Team Novell Linux Desktop..."
QM: *Sigh* Team Novell Linux Desktop, do YOU have an answer?
SUIT: Sorry, sorry, that's OPEN SuSe...
QM: Fine--OPEN SuSe--just somebody answer the question...
TSP/TNDL/TOS: We have an answer to that...
[Captain confers with teammates]
TSP/TNDL/TOS: ...we'll have an answer for that, just give us another year. Sorry.
QM: Team Ubuntu then... an answer?
TU: Of course! We're glad you asked!
QM: So...what's your answer?
TU: You don't really need to know that do you?
QM: Huh?
TU: Well what do you want to DO with that information? We'll help!
QM: Ok, your time is up... Team Debian Linux...
SUIT: *Ahem*
QM: Excuse me, Team Debian GNU/Linux...
TDGL: First, if we give you the answer, is going to be available to everyone?
QM: Sure anyone here...
TDGL: I'm afraid we can't answer unless our full and complete answer--along with the question--is guaranteed to be freely available to anyone and everyone...
QM: Ok, I'll bite, we can do that.
TDGL: ...and anyone must be able to redefine that answer as they see fit.
QM: It's the *capital of France,* you can't just change it!
TDGL: We forfeit.
QM: SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!
Team Slackware: Paris.
QM: Thank you.
TS: Unless you're talking prior to the tenth century, then Tours--but that may be more than you wanted to know.
TRH: *Sigh* You guys have NO style.
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:37 am
by snarkout
LOLLERCOPTER!
That was far, far funnier than the original dogshit piece.
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:05 am
by Chess
good stuff!
nice to meet you.
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:42 pm
by treehead
Chess wrote::lol:
good stuff!
;great podcast, BTW, chess. i just finished your third episode and voted for you on PCA. keep up the good work.
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treehead
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:31 pm
by Chess
Hey, treehead, thanks a lot -- I sure do appreciate the comment here and on PCA. That means a lot to me.
The response has been pretty overwhelming (in a positive way). I think there are lots of Windows users out that really are willing to give Linux a try. They just need some hand-holding. Hopefully my podcast can help a little in that regard.