New shirt slogans coming to an Apple store near you

[greggh]

http://gizmodo.com/385013/apple-store-r ... t-attitude

* Specialist: "I can talk about this stuff for hours"
* Concierge: "I know people"
* Creative: "All gain, no pain"
* Genius: "Not all heroes wear capes"
* Manager: "My house is yours"
* Back-of-house: "Some artists use a canvas, I use boxes"

Now, what color shirts and what slogans will the customers... I mean protégés... have to wear?

[allix]

I be waiting to see the *Do not disrespect the prophet Steve Jobs , or face hell" t-shirts coming.