CptnObvious999 wrote:I always code everything by hand and have it meet the standards
;amen, brother.
;so it's been a while since i've updated you on the story. there are two reasons for this: 1. i have been only poking at the laptop when i have time, and i've been in-and-out of the office over the past week or so. 2. (and this shouldn't surprise anyone) it takes much longer to get a windows computer fully functioning than it does a linux box. this segues into the first chapter of our saga....
Chapter 1: The Install
Or: Installing Windows in Eighty-Six Easy Steps
;the first thing any geek will do when given a new system is wipe whatever's on the harddrive and reinstall the OS. if we're running unix or linux, this is because we want it installed
our way--we are geeks after all, tweaking is like breathing. if you must run windows, then the additional reasoning behind this is that you must remove all the standard marketing bloatware on the system, and as windows does not have a proper uninstall mechanism, the only way to effectively do this is to start from scratch.
;of course, starting from scratch does not guarantee you cruft-free system. once the first installation phase is complete, you have only installed windows. now you must locate the model computer you are using on your computer vendor's support web site, determine the appropriate hardware-specific proprietary drivers, download them, and install them one-by-one. you must then
uninstall useless programs that are installed with windows by default (msn explorer), hack those you cannot uninstall (windows messenger), live with those you simply cannot remove (windows movie maker), remove all visual effects for some semblence of response time (system/display properties), crank security up on components that are inextricably embedded in the OS (internet explorer), replace those you can't with marginally better third-party equivalents (windows firewall/ICF), uninstall useless components (themes), turn off useless services (auto updates, UPnP), account for software that should have been included given the nature of windows (anti-spyware, anti-virus), and then procede with installing program and security patches.
;all this, and you are still not able to use your system yet.
;assuming you make it to this point in a single day (an observation i make without jest or sarcasm--once to this point you have spent at the very least two hours installing the operating system alone and have rebooted your system no less than 4 times doing so)... you are still not finished: you have no software installed.* only after this lengthy ordeal can one begin to start installing the programs that they intends to use (this is the step i am currently on).
;this, humorous as it appear to some, is the de-facto for windows installation. don't miss chapter 2, where we will compare this to a linux installation.
;i wish i had more humor, but i don't... i've been doing this for too long.
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treehead
*read: end-user software